I have a theory that hippies make the best cooks. Ecology, natural fibres, concern with pollution, recycling, growing your own, vegetarianism and veganism, the beans, the yoghurt, the wholemeal flour, the nuts and seeds, the vegetables, all those things that used to be laughable, well, hippies did them first.
Pretty much everything we think and do today, comes from the 'hippy' alternative revolution of the 1960s and 70s. Hippy ideals and hippy foods, are now mainstream.
Festivals are another thing invented by hippies - Woodstock and Glastonbury. For a few years Glasto (during my youth anyway) was thought of as 'naff'. As a punk, I used to sneer.
I went to my first Glastonbury in 1989. I sneaked in for free. It blew my mind: it was like Mad Max on acid. Strange vehicles bucking along the dusty roads, robots, freaks, druggies, wild children... I loved it. Food was fairly basic. In Babylon (which is what people called the main area) you could get the usual fairground food of burgers and chips, candy floss, hotdogs - American and British for the most part. In the Green Fields, you got the hippy fare, chai tents and Indian food. I found a veggie burger truck that was selling them for a quid. I lived off that every day.
Today festival food costs on average between £7 and £10 a plate. It spans world cuisine, you can eat Chinese, Indian, Venezuelan, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Italian, British (tea and crumpets), Mexican, American food including Southern (fine dining BBQ,) New Orleans and New York, Scandinavian, Greek, Middle Eastern, Spanish, Portuguese, Caribbean, Tibetan, Indonesian, Swiss, Argentine. In fact the only major cuisine that isn't really represented is French.
People have a horror of toilets at festivals, and it's true that the combination of high-fibre food, fresh air and walking (you walk miles at festivals) meant that the shit-pits required an iron stomach.
Glastonbury isn't on this year. And Glasto has changed - too much for my liking. It's too 'Babylon', too commercial. The last time I went in 2010, I had to pay to get in (after years of bunking in), someone nicked my wheelbarrow, and people in hi-viz waistcoats corralled anyone who wanted to party after-hours along a narrow pathway. This isn't my idea of a festival.
I've tried other festivals, Bestival, Secret Garden Party, Glade, Shindig, all good, but probably the prettiest festival I've ever attended is Latitude in Norfolk.
Latitude festival site is divided into several areas: camping, music, comedy, theatre, literature/talks arenas, the river, the forest and the food offering. There is so much to do.
The Forest:




The heatwave, 30ºc during the day, meant that the forest was a potential tinderbox; the casual flicking of a cigarette could have had devastating consequences. Fire wardens stood around with hose pipes, perpetually staying alert for any sparks.
The heat and the river also meant that the mosquitos, or were they giant gnats? were a problem for people like me, especially in the evening. The bite was painful but didn't last long.
The River:





At night, tulip shaped street lights mark the path. From the main bridge you can view a stunning spectral (like a Harry Potter patronus charm) lightshow.
The People:


It wasn't a druggy or getting shit-faced drunk type festival either.
By the way, everyone, and I mean everyone, in the festival, was nice. From security, to shower cleaners, to ordinary punters and people camped either side of you - I didn't meet one arsehole. This is so rare.
The Music:
I was impressed by James- who are so good live. The Killers were slick light pop music. Probably the most interesting musical offerings were EDM(Electronic Dance Music) - I saw a spooky gig by Clark in the forest with dancers wearing gauzy cloaks, sort of sci-fi horror.
Food really is the new rocknroll, there were more innovative things going on at food stalls than on stage. The dominance and central location of the food stalls only emphasised this.
The Food:

Theatre of Food:

- Felicity Cloake did a demonstration of how one pot of cream can make both cultured butter and buttermilk for a soda loaf.
- Joanna Blythman talked about processed foods, she said:
'One factory will make all the lasagnas for all the supermarkets: 9am till 11- Sainsburys: 11 to 1pm- Morrisons, 1 till 3pm- Budgens and so on.'
- Sally Butcher showed how to make Persian food, a soup called Ash-e-reshteh.
The Hot House Restaurant:


Food Trucks at Latitude

The cooking cooks
The cooking cooks prepare 4000 portions of fresh pasta for Latitude- no joke. The results are delicious. It's a bit like Padella but on the road, in a field. Pasta is cooked in baskets, then transferred to a deep frying pan with a sauce and tossed over fire... £7.50 to £9 for a generous bowl. Impressive.
Eat Thai
Generous, fresh and tasty Thai green curry with smoked tofu by 'Eat Thai'. Thai food is one of my favourite and the perfect thing to eat in 30ºC heat.
Rainbo gyoza
Bangwok


Petare


Yum Bun


Urban Falafel

Flank London

Thomas D Griffiths of Flank had an impressive albeit slightly Hellraiser style set-up with meat hanging over a wood fire. He believes in nose to tail eating: as a result of using every part of the animal, he only used four entire cows last year.
I liked his vegetarian offering: fire cooked celeriac, finely shaved doner kebab style, with malt, soy and mirin.
Vegan waffles


Vegetaria

Raclette Brothers:
I'll be honest, when my friend Jim suggested a portion of raclette from the Raclette Brothers, in that heat, I felt repulsed. One big tray of buttery potatoes, pickles and melted cheese later, I was convinced. This is food that needn't only be eaten on ski slopes.
Anna Mae's
This business started in my back garden and haven't they done well? Stalls everywhere, a book out too, Anna Mae's is on the up n up.
Drinks:
Argentinian wine

The Danish Quarter

Camping:


Conclusion: Latitude is a aesthetically beautiful, creative, well organised festival with tons to do. I'll be back. There's so much food I haven't tried, so many talks to attend, so many gigs.